Posted 6 months ago
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Posted 6 months ago
princekarkat:

dreamingdusk:

so
um
do we call an electrician?
or a plumber?

how about an exorcist

princekarkat:

dreamingdusk:

so

um

do we call an electrician?

or a plumber?

how about an exorcist

Posted 6 months ago

mistletease:

kimisbaked:

I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me

image

Posted 6 months ago

stormfire710:

hiddlestalker:

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

Dick Hunter

(Source: anarchistpizzahut)

Posted 6 months ago
Posted 6 months ago

stupidcalum:

in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

Posted 6 months ago
reallylameblog:

siri ur a judgemental piece of shit

reallylameblog:

siri ur a judgemental piece of shit

Posted 6 months ago

terra-butt:

kaldriss:

kaldriss:

what even is atheism

a non-prophet organization

There it is friends

(Source: kaldrissmoved)